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Distorted Humor's Boisterous pulls away late in Monmouth Stakes (G2)

Going off as the even-money favorite, Boisterous proved much the best as he pulled away from a...

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Slow Pace earns Group win at Longchamp

Multiple Group winner Slow Pace added the Group 3 La Coupe S. at Longchamp to his accomplished resume on June 10, giving his sire Distorted Humor his fourth Graded or Group stakes winner of 2013...

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Distorted Humor gets 17th SH of '13

Regally bred Villanesca joined the ranks of 2013 stakes winners for her sire Distorted Humor...

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Boisterous takes Man o' War S. to give Distorted Humor his latest Grade 1 winner

Boisterous got a patient ride from John Velazquez to give the 6-year-old son of Distorted Humor a 2 1/4-length victory in the $600,000 Man o' War S. Saturday at Belmont Park...

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Distorted Humor SW sets track record

Fire with Fire proved too much for his competition Sunday at Santa Rosa, rolling to a front-running, track record-setting performance in the $50,000 Joseph T. Grace S...

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Distorted Humor filly brings a cool $1 million at Fasig-Tipton Select Sale

A Distorted Humor filly from the family of the outstanding broodmare Better Than Honour sold for $1 million during the Aug. 5 session of the Fasig-Tipton Selected Yearling sale in Saratoga Springs...

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Distorted Humor is #1 Sire at Saratoga Select

Distorted Humor was the leading sire by average at the Fasig-Tipton Saratoga Selected Sale, held...

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Brethren shines in $125K Evangeline Mile

WinStar Farm's homebred Brethren stepped out to a 3 1/4-length victory Saturday night in the $125,000 Evangeline Mile H...

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Southern Hemisphere fees now available

WinStar Farm is now offering Southern Hemisphere fees for the 2013 season. Breed to 2011 Champion Sire Distorted Humor, 2013 Leading Sire Speightstown, Kentucky’s leading first-crop sire Colonel John,...

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$850K Distorted Humor colt at Kee Day 2

Distorted Humor had one of the star offerings at the 2013 Keeneland September Yearling sale on Sept. 10, the second day of the auction...

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Distorted Humor vet gets 2nd career SW

A very rough stretch run wasn't enough to stop Fire With Fire from earning his second stakes win of 2013 in Sunday's $75,000 Bull Dog S. at Fresno...

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$500K for Distorted Humor yearling at F-T

A Distorted Humor colt brought a $500,000 bid on the second day of the Fasig-Tipton Kentucky fall yearling sale Oct. 22...

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Distorted Humor in-foal mare sells at Fasig-Tipton for $4.9 million

Grade I winner Love and Pride, in foal to Distorted Humor, brought $4.9 million at the Fasig-Tipton Kentucky November sale on Monday...

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WinStar announces 2014 stud fees

WinStar Farm announced 2014 stud fees for its expanded 23-stallion roster, led again by leading sire Distorted Humor who stands for $100,000 S&N, and emerging top sire Speightstown, whose fee will...

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Zaikov returns with huge 106 Beyer Figure

Zaikov, a Distorted Humor TDN Rising Star in March, returned to Gulfstream Park, the site of his flashy maiden win on Friday, zipping to another impressive win...

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Distorted Humor Keeneland Jan. report

Ponche de Leona, in foal to Distorted Humor, was the highest-priced lot through the first three days of the Keeneland January Horses of All Ages Sale...

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Distorted Humor's stakes winners total reaches 120

When Interpret crossed the finish line in track record time in the $136,000 Jebel Ali S. Jan. 10...

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Fire With Fire heats up Fitzsimmons Mile H.

Distorted Humor's Fire With Fire found the Turf Paradise grass course to his liking on Saturday, scoring a game neck victory...

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Nawwaar rules in The Presidents Cup

Distorted Humor's 5-year-old son Nawwaar, owned by Shaikh Hamdan Bin Rashid Al Maktoum and ridden...

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Sales grad Fire With Fire wires Grade 2

Fire With Fire, a WinStar horses-in-training sales graduate, went wire to wire in the $200,000 San Luis Rey S. (G2) March 22 at Santa Anita, becoming his sire Distorted Humor’s 49th career Graded...

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Another million-dollar juvenile for Distorted Humor at F-T Florida

The lone 2-year-old sired by Distorted Humor at the March 24 Fasig-Tipton Florida sale brought an even $1 million, one of only two juveniles to break the seven-figure mark...

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Distorted Humor filly earns first SW

Praia grabbed the lead with an eighth of mile left en route to win Saturday's $65,000 Keertana S....

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Fire With Fire scores in G2 Whittingham

Distorted Humor's Fire With Fire unleashed a powerful closing kick to win Saturday’s $200,000 Charles Whittingham S. (G2) by a neck...

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Distorted Humor 2yo impresses in debut

Nonna's Boy floated across a muddy Belmont Park surface en route to an eye-catching 5 1/2-length maiden special weight victory...

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Distorted Humor filly take Group 3 Albany S. at Royal Ascot in stakes debut

Cursory Glance set the bar high in her black-type debut Friday at Royal Ascot with a scintillating two-length score in the Albany S. (G3)...

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$500K Fasig-Tipton filly for Distorted Humor

Top sire Distorted Humor once again had a top-5 seller at auction, this time at the July 14 Fasig-Tipton Summer Selected Horses of Racing Age sale in Lexington...

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$550K for Distorted Humor yearling at Saratoga

Champion sire Distorted Humor notched another high-profile auction yearling Monday evening at the Fasig-Tipton Saratoga Selected Yearlings sale with a colt that brought a winning bid of $550,000...

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More G1 success for Distorted Humor

Cursory Glance stamped herself as one of the top 2-year-old fillies in Europe with a courageous victory in the Group 1 Moyglare Stud S...

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Punctuate a ‘Star’ in eye-opening debut

Punctuate, a 2-year-old colt by Distorted Humor out of the undefeated mare Peppers Pride, came from last in a field of 12 juveniles to win his first start...

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Distorted Humor filly comes up big in Grade 2 Bessarabian S.

Distorted Humor’s talented 4-year-old filly Hillaby registered a decisive victory in Sunday's $232,000 Grade 2 Bessarabian S. at Woodbine...

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Distorted Humor “Rising Star” crushes at Aqueduct

Mawthooq’s eye-opening, 10-plus length maiden special weight win Nov. 26 at Aqueduct made the “TDN Rising Star” tag seem like a foregone designation...

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Distorted Humor filly dominates Bal Harbour S.

House Rules cruised to a 9 ¼-length triumph in the $60,000 Bal Harbour S. Friday at Gulfstream Park...

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Distorted Humor’s Surfer reaches new heights in Group 2 Al Maktoum Challenge

With a determined stretch run, Surfer secured his first Group victory in Round 1 of the $250,000 Al Maktoum Challenge (G2) at Meydan Racecourse in Dubai...

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Regally-bred Khozan a Distorted Humor ‘Rising Star’

Khozan came home the easiest of winners in his debut Saturday at Gulfstream Park, besting Wisecracker by 3 ¾-lengths to head a Distorted Humor “exacta”...

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Distorted Humor filly 'Rules' the Rampart (G3)

House Rules remained undefeated in 2015 stakes races, with a confident 1 1/2-length victory in the $100,000 Rampart S. (G3) at Gulfstream today...

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Big prices for Distorted Humor 2yos at Fasig-Tipton Florida

Distorted Humor was among the leading sires at the March 4 Fasig-Tipton Florida Select 2-year-old sale...

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Hoop of Colour rings up Santa Ana S. (G2) victory

Hoop of Colour sauntered to a half-length score in the Grade 2, $201,000 Santa Ana S. Sunday at Santa Anita Park; the 55th lifetime graded stakes winner for Distorted Humor...

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House Rules rallies to take Grade 3 Top Flight Handicap

House Rules, a 4-year-old daughter of Distorted Humor, prevailed in a three-horse photo to score victory in the $200,000 Top Flight H. (G3)...

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Dramedy provides huge thrill in Elkhorn S. (G2)

Distorted Humor’s Dramedy put away My Afleet following an early duel and then held off a furious charge from several challengers in deep stretch to win the $250,000 Elkhorn S. (G2)...

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Ironicus’ Dixie S. (G2) win gives Distorted Humor his 130th lifetime SW

Though he was making his first stakes start, Ironicus looked like a seasoned black-type veteran as he closed from tenth with a quarter mile to run to capture the $300,000 Dixie S. (G2)...

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Crittenden’s rally carries him to first stakes win

Crittenden rallied at just the right moment to take the first running of the $75,000-added PDJF Stakes Saturday, May 30 at Indiana Grand...

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Nonna’s Boy easily best in Monmouth’s Lamplighter S.

Jumping to the lead right out of the gate, Nonna’s Boy skipped to a 3 ½-length victory in Saturday’s $60,000 Lamplighter S...

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Distorted Humor colt streaks to win in $100,000 Better Talk Now S.

High Noon Rider drew off smartly in the stretch over Saratoga’s inner turf course to score by 3 ½-lengths in the $100,000 Better Talk Now S...

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Ironicus sets track record in Grade 2 Bernard Baruch S.

The Breeders’ Cup Mile (G1) could be in the future for Distorted Humor’s 4-year-old son Ironicus following his course record-setting performance in Monday’s $250,000 Bernard Baruch S. (G2)...

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Distorted Humor colt sets the bar at Keeneland September sale

Three Chimneys Farm went to $1.525 million to secure a colt by Distorted Humor during the second day of the Sept. 14-26 Keeneland September Yearling sale...

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Stakes milestone for Distorted Humor

Matrooh’s win in Saturday’s $200,000 Bold Ruler S. (G3) gave champion sire Distorted Humor his 130th lifetime black type winner...

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Crittenden gives Distorted Humor second SW of the day

After picking up his 130th lifetime stakes winner earlier in the afternoon, Distorted Humor got his second black type winner of the day when Crittenden battled to a neck victory in the $75,000 Let It...

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Distorted Humor filly a ‘Star’ at Churchill Downs

Distorted Humor got his third TDN Rising Star Nov. 5 at Churchill Downs when Wrath of Ruthie powered to a 9 ½-length maiden special weight score...

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Distorted Humor filly captures first stakes win

Two-year-old Lucky Folie took full advantage of her early speed to win Sunday’s $100,000 Desi Arnaz S. to give the daughter of Distorted Humor her first stakes win...

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Vorticity forges to victory in $100,000 Marylander S.

Vorticity, a 2-year-old Distorted Humor colt, made his stakes debut in Saturday’s $100,000 Marylander S. at Laurel Park and responded with a gutty three-quarter length victory...

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